A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, โJesus knows youโre here.โ
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a be*l he heard โJesus is watching you.โ
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
โDid you say that?โ he hissed at the parrot.
โYepโ, the parrot confessed, then squawked, โIโm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.โ
The burglar relaxed.
โWarn me, huh?
Who in the world are you?โ
โMoses,โ replied the bird.
โMoses?โ the burglar laughed.
โWhat kind of people would name a bird Moses?โ
โThe kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.โ
