A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam.
โThe teacher gave me a zero because I couldnโt answer a question on Portugal,โ he said.
His mother asked, โWhat was the question?โโWhereโs Portugal.โ
โThe idiot teacher, Iโm going to call the principalโs office.
In the meantime weโre going to find where Portugal is.โShe gets a map of the state and canโt find Portugal.
Then she gets a map of the region and still canโt find Portugal.
She gets a map of the city and canโt find Portugal.โI swear Portugal canโt be far.
The maid is from Portugal and she comes here to work everyday on her bicycle.โ
