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Joke: A biker pulls up outside a roadside bar in Louisiana –

Stiffly he walks in, gets a beer and sits down.

By his third, he realizes some of the locals are looking at him and whispering.

The biker walks out and returns a few minutes later with an alligator.

He drops it on the floor, drops his pants and flops his tackle in the alligator’s mouth.

*Snap!

* – The jaws shut on his tackle.

Teeth gritted, the man counts out loud to ten, then pokes the alligator in the eyes and it lets go.

“Right!

” shouts the biker, “Any of you man enough to do that?”

After a moment of silence a voice from the back says:

“I will if you promise not to poke me in the eyes.”

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