A confused father goes to buy a Barbie Doll for his daughters birthday.
The salesperson answers, โWhich one do you mean, Sir?
We have:
Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95โ.
The amazed father asks:
โItโs what?
Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?โ
Annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
โSirโฆ, Divorced Barbie comes with:
Kenโs Truck, Kenโs House, Kenโs Fishing Boat, Kenโs Furniture, Kenโs Dog, Kenโs Computer, one of Kenโs Friends, and a key chain made from Kenโs testicles.โ