A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.
As the bartender gives her the drink she says,
โIโm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and itโs todayโฆโ
The bartender says,
โWell since itโs your birthday, Iโll buy you a drink.
In fact, this one is on me.โ
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says,
โI would like to buy you a drink, too.โ
The old woman says,
โThank you.
Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.โ
โComing up,โ says the bartender.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says,
โI would like to buy you one, too.โ
The old woman says,
โThank you.
Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.โ
โComing right up,โ the bartender says.
As he gives her the drink, he says,
โMaโam, Iโm dying of curiosity, why the Scotch with only two drops of water?โ
The old woman replies, โSonny, when youโre my age, youโve learned how to hold your liquor.
โฆHolding your water, however, is a whole other issue.โ
