3 stages of marriage:
1.
You watch the News.
2.
You are watching the News.
3.
You watch the News instead.
Joke: In port:
“Sorry, my cat killed your dog.”
“But my dog โโis a Pitbull, how could your cat kill him?”
“Like an iron cat.”
Joke: – I’m calling the ad
You have advertised a ski equipment and a…
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