Joke: Old uncle walks with a very ugly dog. He is confronted by a…
Old uncle walks with a very ugly dog. He is confronted by a bald "intellectual" with a pit bull. "My brother!" Bet my dog eats his! They…
Old uncle walks with a very ugly dog. He is confronted by a bald "intellectual" with a pit bull. "My brother!" Bet my dog eats his! They…
The Hungarian national team: – Goalkeeper: Péter Lékó (rarely checked).– Defenders: Lajcsi Lajzi (it's hard to walk past him), Krisztina Máté (he says…
Three black expectant mothers are talking. One says: "I would like my second child to be a boy." The little boys are so alive, life is full of fun…
The gypsy goes to confession and sees that the priest has put his watch on the confessional. He kneels and places his left hand on the watch. "What is your…
The mason, the carpenter, and the electrician argue over which of their jobs was first on earth. "We built the pyramids of Giza," says the mason,…
The young bride does not yet know what causes the fly, so she goes to a doctor to inquire: "Doctor, my fiance has a dangling thing between his legs."…
The eagle flies high in the sky. The humble little sparrow flies after him. Suddenly the little modest sparrow asks: "Great eagle!" Tell me, where are…
The tractor stops at the red light, then a sports car pulls up next to it.
His driver laughs at the tractor driver.
Dad says:
- let's hurry up..
The sports car driver is already revving his engine.
The light is already green and the sports car is already going at 150, but you can see that the tractor is only slightly behind.
He puts it in four, then five, it's already running at 220, but the tractor still holds on.
with 260...
The tractor stops at the red light, then a sports car pulls up next to it. His driver laughs at the tractor driver. Dad says: - let's hurry up.. The sports…
Once upon a time there lived an orphan rabbit and an orphan snake. Both were blind from birth, so they didn't know their own race. However, the snake had a…
Mother-in-law and son-in-law are on their way home from the market. The package is heavy, the mother groans, and her son-in-law blurts out angrily: "Mama,…
The longest serving Japanese soldier in World War II, he hid in the jungles of the Philippines for nearly three decades because he couldn't believe the war…
Mercury thermometers have been reliable tools for measuring body temperature for decades. However, due to the toxic effect of mercury, their distribution was…
Uncle Pista's phone rings. "Uncle Pista!" You can take all of America's money if you answer no to my first question! Are you ready? -Yes! -…
- What was at school today, my little boy? "Mom, today I was the only one who came forward when the teacher asked a question!" "You are very…
Early in the morning husband comes home from the pub, slowly begins to take a his pajamas in the net. This is when his wife wakes up: "Géza, where are you…
Pistike and his friend go to fortune-telling. First they go to a palmist. He looks at their palms, but the Pistikés leave without waiting for the result,…
"Dear sir, my wife." he recently confessed, he betrays already, did you cheat on me? "I can't say anything." the secret of confession…
Mother and daughter are shopping in the mall. The mother sees a fur coat in one of the shop windows and says to her daughter: "You don't have to buy…
A cool reporter from New York sits in a bar and meets a very pretty young lady. After consuming half a dozen drinks, he invites her to his hotel room and she…
Pistike is very bad at school, the teacher tells him the following: "Call your mother, I want to talk to her!" "It can't be." I…
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