Jokes

I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with a walker gets on. All the other passengers proceed to file on and take up the remaining… In a trial, a…

A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her…

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs.…

A long time ago, a baker and a farmer lived in the same small English village. These two men had a friendly arrangement in place, where the farmer would sell a…

I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with a walker gets on. All the other passengers proceed to file on and take up the remaining standing places but…

Mom and her little daughter Maxine are in the kitchen, preparing lunch. Mom is trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the…

An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such…

admin · January 12, 2024 · A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her……

While traveling on a train, three men and a young lady get conversing, and the chat soon takes a sensual turn. “On the off chance that every one of you gives me…

Home Funny Two croupiers are sitting bored at the roulette Two croupiers are sitting bored at the roulette of THE CASINO. Suddenly a very attractive blonde…

There is that married couple and it was almost midnight. The husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water with an evil smile on his…

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it…

Sharing is caring! After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing…

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home…

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland.She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could I ask…

Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “Tell the court why you want a divorce,” said the…

A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When an old woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.…

A bus full of nuns crashes and they all die and go to the pearly gates. There they are met by St Peter. St Peter asks the first nun: “Sister, have you ever…

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day. The man looks over at his wife and says: “Your butt is getting really big I mean really big. I bet your…

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’ He…