Joke: A Cabbie Picks Up A Nun
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver wonโt stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He…
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver wonโt stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He…
- Fell out of the family tree. - Forgot to pay his brain bill. - Goes surfing in Nebraska. - Golf bag doesn't have a full set of irons. - Got into the gene…
A man books a Doctorโs appointment for his huge penis. He books the appointment with the doctor and goes into to see him and explains,โD-d-d-d-doctor I have a…
Thanksgiving is a time to get together with loved ones, share a meal, and celebrate the good things in life.However, letโs be honest: family vacations…
ย Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, โwouldnโt a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a…
For over 40 years, my grandfather put in long hours at his job, so I was more than a little curious about the way he filled his days since his retirement.…
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband…
JOKE OF THE DAY: A 97-year-old woman sits down with her attorney to discuss her last wishes.โI have TWO REQUESTS before I die,โ she begins. โFirst, I want to be…
A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the beat. He stopped…
While the family was sitting around the dinner table, Jennifer, 5, turned to her brother Andy, 3, and pointed to her dad. "That's not your real…
A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular bar, hoping for a bust. At closing time everyone come out and he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so…
In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take…
A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, โIโd like a poison thatโll kill my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes.โ…
I was walking through the store, and I kept hearing an annoying kid yelling, โGrandma!" I was walking past her when he finally found her. He said to her,…
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, and he couldn't return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how…
My mom had me at 17 and gave me up. At 20, I found her, but she said, โโForget about me! My husband is a powerful man, and heโd leave me if he knew about you.โโ…
The preacher was going for a dinner visit at the home of a family where the Dad was a member of the church but the mother was not. The mother was agreeable that…
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92).We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager…
In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered question after question for the employees. Finally one day,…
Officer: You were speeding. Man: No, I wasn't. Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket. Man: But I wasn't speeding. Officer: Tell that to…
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