Jokes

  A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting.“What are you doing?” the man inquires. “Err,”…

The wife was very unhappy with her old car and complained a lot to her husband: Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her husband… “Buy me a…

A man lay sprawled across three seats in the cinema. When the usherette came by and noticed this, she whispered to the old man “Sorry sir, but you’re only…

Home Funny A Polish Man Had Married A Canadian Girl A Polish man had married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada for a year or so and although his…

An Amish man named Smith was injured when he and his horse were struck by a car at a rural intersection Smith later sued the driver In court, he was…

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads:…

A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money. He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered the boy asked, “Hey mister, got any odd…

Home Funny A couple is throwing a dinner party A couple is throwing a dinner party and the husband who is very thin and bony is walking around the house wearing…

Home Funny A husband went to the police station A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my…

Home Funny There was a married couple sleeping There was a married couple sleeping and an intruder entered into their house. The intruder put a knife to the…

Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to…

    A man and his wife are at a high school reunion…… and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after…

A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he replied, “I’ve never done either.”…

Home Funny Jed and Margaret lived a simple life Jed and Margaret lived a simple life on their small farm. One day Margaret woke up to the smell of pancakes, and…

He had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilise the eggs. he kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was…

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering — have you ever cheated on me?” “Oh Jack, why would you ask such a…

Home Funny When 6-year-old Johnny and his mom When 6-year-old Johnny and his mom are waiting at the bus stop, she says to him. “I’ll get a ticket for myself and…

A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, “How am I supposed to know? We’re 200…

Home Funny A magician worked on a cruise ship A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over…

A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a undressed beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had melons bigger than…