Jokes

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big bo*bs. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big boobs, but there was no passion, so I…

St. Peter said, “Welcome, Forrest. We’ve heard a lot about you.”He continued, “Unfortunately, it’s getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have…

  A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph, with the husband behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey, I know we’ve…

  A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the…

A rich lady gives her butler the night off because she is going out on a date. When she arrives back home from the date she saw the butler was still home and…

As Jenna waits in line at the grocery store, she can't help but overhear the conversation of the lady in front of her. "Don't forget to say thank…

  I was sitting in a pizzeria with my girlfriend and we were having a quiet afternoon. Next to our table came a young couple. They sat facing each other.…

The Funny Joke Two doctors meet at the bar and decide to hook-up.They head back to the male doctor’s home and things start getting hot and heavy.Right before…

The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn’t believe it: The nurse’s hair was unkempt, her dress…

?? THE JOKE ??A king and his footmen were guarding a castle during a war.One of the footmen guarding the gatehouse begins calling,…“SIRE, WE SEE A BATTALION IN…

  A co-worker told John that John’s wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with John’s best friend. Worried and hurt, John ran home at 1:30…

The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defense lawyer asks Sam, Did you see my client commit this burglary? Yes, said Sam, I saw him plainly take…

A man comes home after a hard day’s work and opens the refrigerator to get a soda. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap. “What are you doing in my fridge?”…

A woman goes to the dentist. When it was her turn, she sat on the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, “Excuse me, but … I’m…

THE JOKE One night after a date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home.After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a…

A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and…

  Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says, “Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me”. His friend says, “Don’t…

 One is a member of the Gestapo.  One is an Imperial Japanese officer.  And one is a Fascist Italian Commander.They are all sitting in their holding cell…

Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them. One man takes a jug of…

 … and decided to throw a birthday party together with her three dedicated sons.  After her husband died, her sons were all she had.Ever since they were small,…