Jokes

While the family was sitting around the dinner table, Jennifer, 5, turned to her brother Andy, 3, and pointed to her dad. "That's not your real…

For his birthday, the little boy asked for a 10 speed mountain bike… … but his Father explained that with the boys’ Mother just losing her job, and their…

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s keys in the door. “Stay where you are”, she said. “He would be so drunk that he would hardly…

A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular bar, hoping for a bust. At closing time everyone come out and he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so…

In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was…

 The husband, who is the one behind the wheel, asks, “What’s the problem, officer?”Officer: “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.”Man: “No sir, I was going…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was…

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly woman walking on the side of the road.As the trip was a long…

Joke of the day is the moment of relaxation you need to break the routine. “Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at the entrance, I see my…

 A woman finds Aladdin’s magic lamp.She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual.The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes:She…

A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, “I’d like a poison that’ll kill my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes.”…

    Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman…

An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after…

I was walking through the store, and I kept hearing an annoying kid yelling, “Grandma!" I was walking past her when he finally found her. He said to her,…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was…

An elderly man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars…

Two old women are discussing the disgusting habits of their husbands.“Even after all these years, my husband will not stop biting his nails,” the first woman…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was…

 The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work,“I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we re going to be three in this house instead of…