Jokes

… the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife Tearfully she explained, “It’s the druggist – he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.”…

A wife comes home from a girl’s night out.Realizing it’s late, she sneaks quietly into the dark bedroom.But before she gets in  bed, she’s shocked to see two…

When a man's dog died, he took it to the local Baptist church. He asked the preacher if he could have a funeral service for his much loved pet, but the…

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the…

The chef at a hotel approaches the manager one afternoon. "Ma'am," she asks. "What might be the best way to announce dinner? Should I say…

A Polish man had married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada for a year or so and although his English was far from perfect, the couple got on well. One…

Two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance. "I look like Mom," said my nine-year-old, "but I have Dad's eyes and…

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on this cruise to…

A woman found herself standing at the Pearly Gates.St. Peter greeted her and said, “These are the Gates to Heaven, my dear. But you must do one more thing…

At 3:00 in the morning, Laura woke up and gently tapped her husband on the shoulder. "Hector, wake up, wake up!" "Huhh?" Hector replied…

After receiving a beautiful haircut, a doctor asks the barber, “How much do I owe you?” “Oh, I never charge a doctor,” the barber replies. “You all do such…

A married man was visiting his “girlfriend”,  When she requested that he shave his beard.  “Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your…

During dinner, Little Johnny's mother catches him feeding the dog under the table. "Johnny," she says sternly. "You know very well that…

An older, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he wanted a special…

Teacher: "Now Johnny, can you tell me some of your favorite numbers?" Little Johnny: "541, 29, 623, 188, 769 and 40." Teacher: "Very…

A husband shared his turmoil on Reddit after demanding a paternity test, suspecting he wasn’t the father of his wife’s child, which strained their 10-year…

A police detective was at the house of a woman whose past three husbands had suspiciously died. "I heard your first two husbands died of food…

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on this cruise to…

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car.Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection.The…

Two buddies are fishing, but they haven’t caught anything all day.Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish. They ask him “excuse me, but where…