Jokes

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was…

So much so that he’d never gotten to know a female well enough to even think about marriage.As the years went by, he realized he’d probably never get married,…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was…

James was infatuated with her and knew she wasn’t being satisfied by ole crusty.He was caught staring at her longingly more than once and she seemed flattered…

Mr. Johnson: "Honey, it's been a while since the Worthingtons have been over for a visit." Mrs. Johnson: "And I don't think…

A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a weapon the size of a little kid’s…

A 6th grade science teacher, Miss Simpson, asked her class,…“Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”No one answered until little…

The CIA is interviewing three potential agents — two men and a woman.For the final test, they bring one of the male candidates to a door and hand him a gun.“We…

Two call girls were on a street corner. They started discussing business, and one of the call girl said, “Gonna be a good night, I smell manhood in the air.”…

 Three men are sitting at a bar having a beer.They are discussing what they want their family and friends to say when the time comes they are laying in their…

A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport. “Thank you, honey”, she says. “What would you like me to bring back for…

They find a deserted cabin and take shelter.They find a  sleeping bag bag, a  bed, and a pile of  blankets.The priest, being a gentleman, offers the nun the  …

Stopping to pick up my daughter at kindergarten, I found out that the topic of "Show and Tell" that day had been parents' occupations. The…

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the…

She didn’t panic, however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her:“If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow-plow to come by,…

There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it. The…

Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he couldn’t tell what the weather was…

The manager of a restaurant called his wait staff together. "Okay, everyone," he said. "I want you all to look your best today. Greet every…

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered She was so striking that the man could…

… when she found an adult bondage magazine under his mattress.She was mortified.She put the dirty magazine back under the mattress, thinking that she would show…