Jokes

 The doctor said that masturbating before sex often helps men last longer.The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it.”He spent the rest of the day thinking…

A woman had an attack of laryngitis and lost her voice completely for two days. To help her communicate, her husband devised a system of taps. One tap meant…

A man and his girlfriend are in the shower when the doorbell rings. The girl is just getting out and says, “I’ll get it. She goes to the door wearing only a…

Read The Joke Of The Day There was this guy on a plane trying to get a drink.He tried to get the attention of the air stewardess, but wasn’t having much…

Read The Joke Of The Day James had smelly feet. They stank.In fact, they were so smelly and he was so embarrassed about them that he felt he would never be able…

Sherry is walking through the zoo when she notices Bill throwing $10 bills in the monkey cage. Curious, she walks closer and asks, "Bill, what are you…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was…

One day she goes into a bank just as it’s being held up.The robbery goes wrong and she gets shot 3 times in the stomach, but luckily she lives.She gets rushed…

Read The Joke Of The Day James had smelly feet. They stank.In fact, they were so smelly and he was so embarrassed about them that he felt he would never be able…

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, “Little Johnny, why has your school…

One day she goes into a bank just as it’s being held up.The robbery goes wrong and she gets shot 3 times in the stomach, but luckily she lives.She gets rushed…

At the airport for his 9-year-old son's first big trip by himself, after checking in on the phone with Grandma and Grandpa. Dad - "So what did Grandma…

A husband and wife were getting intimate in bed when suddenly the wife asked, “Honey, do you think we should try some new positions tonight?” The husband was…

His editor was always on a look out for the pun, which he always removed before sending the story on to be printed.One day, there was a gas explosion that…

I’VE BEEN BANNED FROM TRACTOR SUPPLY.. Yesterday I was at my local TSC store buying a large bag of my dog’s food for my loyal livestock guard dog and was in the…

After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.Corona’s president sits down and says,“Señor, I would like the world’s…

10. You take your paycheck to the bank and the teller bursts out in hysterical laughter. 9. The Red Cross calls and offers you emergency assistance. 8. Your…

In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world. He practised every minute of…

So David Is finally engaged, and is excited to show off his new bride.“Ma”, he said to his Mother,“I’m going to bring home three girls and I want you to guess…

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, “Son, where were you today during school hours?”…