Jokes

The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”No one answered until little…

On a military training exercise, the British divisional command radio operators were getting very bored one quiet night, when breaking the silence a voice asked…

An elderly woman had just come back home after an evening at Church when she was startled by a burglar.She caught him red-handed, trying to make off with her…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was…

On the Listening Tour, a prominent politician was pleased and proud that the local sandwich shop in a town he was visiting had named a sandwich after him. He…

A lady failed the written driving test 4 times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass. But the test had the same question, “You are driving at 100…

Each Friday night I drove my wife to the train station so she could go visit her sister who was ill. Ten minutes later, my sister arrived by train so that she…

A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike…

  Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying,…

A man in a hunter's outfit enters a butcher's shop. "I would like to buy two undressed ducks, please." "I'm very sorry," the…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was…

Little Johnny was in church when the wine and wafers were passed out. His mother leaned over and told him that he was not old enough to partake in the…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was…

  Funny Joke: An 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. An 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was…

For his birthday, Little Johnny's parents gave him a bowl of goldfish. His mother carefully explains to him how much responsibility comes with owning a pet…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was…

An elderly woman had just come back home after an evening at Church when she was startled by a burglar.She caught him red-handed, trying to make off with her…

A man is asking a farmer about his two cows. Man: About how much milk do you get from them in a day? Farmer: Which one, the brown one or the black one? Man: The…

The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”No one answered until little…