Jokes

A guy goes to confession and says,“Bless me father for I have sinned. On Friday I went golfing and I used the “F” word. The priest says, “tell me about it, my…

A young couple, glowing with happiness, had just tied the knot in a beautiful church ceremony. Now it was time for the next exciting chapter of their journey:…

A lady walks into Tiffany & Co, looks around, spots a beautiful diamond necklace and walks over to inspect it.As she bends over to look more closely at it,…

A very awful man died and was sent to Hell.Satan met him and welcomed him.“Despite what you’ve heard, this place is not so bad,” he purred. “You have choices.…

A girlfriend and her boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house after spending the afternoon together, with smiles on their faces that couldn’t be concealed.…

He would come home from work, sit in front of the TV, eat dinner, and sit some more — would never do those little household repairs that most husbands take care…

Four older men were playing golf.Three took turns at boasting about their sons, knowing the fourth son was gay, and having disparaging thoughts about him.The…

A woman goes to the doctor’s office and is examined by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the exam room, the woman starts screaming and…

Read The Joke Of The Day A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he needs a pet for his mother. He says his mother lives alone and could really use…

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic’s shop to have his truck fixed. They thought it might have something to do with the transmission, so they couldn’t repair…

Every morning during our coffee break, my co-workers and I listened to the culinary disasters of a newlywed colleague. We then tried to share some helpful hints…

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin…

They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy.After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel. He turns to his young bride and says,…

Read The Joke Of The Day A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he needs a pet for his mother. He says his mother lives alone and could really use…

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A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon an old gentleman…

 The doctor said that masturbating before sex often helps men last longer.The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it.”He spent the rest of the day thinking…

They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy.After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel. He turns to his young bride and says,…

The entire cabin is taken aback by her unexpected outburst. Passengers exchange bewildered glances while flight attendants rush to calm the situation. The…

Read The Joke Of The Day There was this guy on a plane trying to get a drink.He tried to get the attention of the air stewardess, but wasn’t having much…