Jokes

A wife decides to take her husband, James, to a strip club for his birthday.They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, James! How ya doin’?”His wife is…

On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband,“I have a confession to make. I’m not a virgin. I’ve been with one other guy.”“Oh yeah?…

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered She was so striking that the man could…

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was.When he finished…

A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door.A boy, about 9, opened the door“Is your dad or mum home?” said the farmer.“No, they went to…

A Husband and Wife are in church listening to a very long and drawn-out sermon After quite a bit of time, the wife gets tired and dozes off. The husband notices…

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman…

I was reading the parable of the Good Shepherd to my little girl for her bedtime story. I got to the part about the Good Shepherd counting the 99 sheep,…

Lydi Winter, a young woman hailing from the UK, has garnered attention on social media for challenging societal beauty norms and embracing natural body hair.…

A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit.The prosecutor opened his questioning with,“Where were you the night of August…

An Englishman says to his friend, the Scotsman, that he has a perfect way of eating for free in restaurants."I go in at well past 9 o'clock in the…

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence…

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.“My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,” says Little…

A teenage boy had recently developed an interest in weight lifting. His father was skeptical, not knowing if his son would be responsible in this new venture,…

Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this…

A man was called in for an audit by Revenue Canada.He asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.“Wear your worst clothing and an old pair of shoes.Let…

A man became sick. He consulted many multi-facility hospitals. Still couldn’t get cured. He was sad. Then his wife advised, “why don’t you consult a veterinary…

The little Johnny was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store: As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked. “Son, can you tell me where…

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on…

A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. he’d never been with a call girl before. But he decides what…