Joke: Deer Camp
We were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly.We decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole…
We were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly.We decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole…
It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes.The device is a gun that launches…
As a teenager I had a summer job pumping gas. One week an older guy drove up and said he wanted a fill-up. Then he got out of the car with an umbrella, opened…
A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was…
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.”Passenger:…
Dad had the opportunity to buy his medications directly from the pharmacy company. “Here is your prescription sir, that will be $515 dollars.” Dad was a bit…
So as it turns out, we all have a dirty mind. If you see anything other than innocent pictures here, you definitely have a dirty mind and you should be ashamed…
An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic.It flies consistently at 800 km/h in 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears.The…
Youngster mocks 71 year old man…to take one last look around campus again before he settled in to retired life. As he got to the campus he saw a young man…
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was…
Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub. He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton. She replies, “A bush.” The next day…
Three writers, Jack, Eddie, and Carl, who were attending a writing convention, booked a 3 bedroom suite on the 75th floor of a hotel. When they arrived back at…
A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterward, the doctor comes into her room and says, “I have something to tell you about your child.” The woman worriedly…
A man rents a room, and pays extra on the condition the landlady prepare his work lunch every day. So on the first day, she packs him a sandwich on normal…
A man went skydiving for the first time. "It's easy," said the instructor. "Just count to five and pull on the main chute," the…
Jerry was at a marriage seminar, and the leader of the seminar, a lady, was asking everybody how long they were married for. When it was Jerry’s turn Jerry…
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they…
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It says, ‘Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution 15…
While perusing a curio shop in Texas, Harold's eye is drawn to the skull of a horse sitting on a high shelf. "Pardon me, but what's this?'…
“Okay,” says the first, “I’ve never told anybody I’m a gay!”The second confesses, “I’m having an affair with my boss’s wife.”The third, Moishe, begins … The…
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