Jokes

These Quick And Unexpected Comebacks Will Make You Laugh So HardThese stories highlight instances when a flash of humour made things right.One late evening, a…

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice.…

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class, was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went back to find out…

There was a trial in a small town in Texas, and the prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand, she was a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He…

The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.No way! No needles! I hate needles!” says the patient.The dentist starts to hook up the…

Why did the dentist become a baseball coach? Because he knew the drill! What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? He braces himself! Why did the smartphone go…

  The CIA is interviewing three potential agents — two men and a woman. For the final test, they bring one of the male candidates to a door and hand him a gun.…

Two enthusiastic fishermen set off on a long-awaited fishing trip.They go all out, renting everything they could possibly need: reels, rods, wading suits, a…

What happened next is in the link in the comment! A woman walks into her boyfriend’s office and catches him typing something on his computer. She sneaks up…

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he…

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope…

  Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither one could hardly see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection.…

A monkey is sitting in a tree, relaxing, when a lizard walks past.The lizard looks up and says, “Hey, what are you doing up there?”The monkey says, “Just…

“Students, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you politely say that you need to go to the bathroom? Michael?”Michael: “Just…

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was.She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two,…

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in my age group,…

  Tom married a woman with an identical twin.Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce.“Tell the court why you want a divorce,” said the…

A man was reading the newspaper during breakfast and said to his wife, “Look at this.Another beautiful actress is going to marry a baseball player who’s a total…

  A MAN IS IN A BAR AND READY TO TAKE A DRINK OF HIS WHISKEY WHEN A NUN COMES UP TO HIM AND SAYS, “DON’T TAKE THAT DRINK, THAT IS THE DEVIL’S BREW.” The man…

A young, extremely perky woman gets into an elevator with an older man…The woman smiles broadly and says, “TGIF”!The man slowly turns to her and deadpans,…