Jokes

Little Johnny was in church when the wine and wafers were passed out. His mother leaned over and told him that he was not old enough to partake in the…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was…

  Funny Joke: An 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. An 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was…

For his birthday, Little Johnny's parents gave him a bowl of goldfish. His mother carefully explains to him how much responsibility comes with owning a pet…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was…

An elderly woman had just come back home after an evening at Church when she was startled by a burglar.She caught him red-handed, trying to make off with her…

A man is asking a farmer about his two cows. Man: About how much milk do you get from them in a day? Farmer: Which one, the brown one or the black one? Man: The…

The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”No one answered until little…

  A car full of Irish nuns sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up along side of them. “Hey, show us yer tits, ya…

Four older women are sitting around playing Bridge. The first lady says, “You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get off…

Two guys walking on the beach found an old brass lamp. The first guy immediately started rubbing it and, sure enough, a Genie popped out! Before he could say…

Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Thomas replied,…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was…

This hilarious father will make you giggle as he does an expected resolution towards his daughter’s lazy tantrum. Parents will often tell you that raising a…

A Navy officer was cutting through the crew's quarters of his ship one day and happened upon a sailor reading a magazine with his feet up on the small…

  A poor boy was in love with a rich man’s daughter Overcome with his love for the girl, the boy proposed to her. However, the rich girl derisively rejected him…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was…

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks “And get…

Top ways high egg prices are changing the world: Only the wealthy can now afford to walk on eggshells. Eggs are now considered too good to scramble.…