Joke: No Pain, No Gain
A fellow with a very sore shoulder went to his doctor for a consultation. "It looks like it's just inflamed," the doctor said as he looked at the…
A fellow with a very sore shoulder went to his doctor for a consultation. "It looks like it's just inflamed," the doctor said as he looked at the…
The patient’s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say.“Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant.This is an experimental…
Three writers, Jack, Eddie, and Carl, who were attending a writing convention, booked a 3 bedroom suite on the 75th floor of a hotel. When they arrived back at…
A little girl complained to her father, “Daddy, I wish I had a little sister!” Trying to be funny, her father joked, “But honey, you already have a…
A man rents a room, and pays extra on the condition the landlady prepare his work lunch every day. So on the first day, she packs him a sandwich on normal…
USA Today: We're Dead The Wall Street Journal: Dow Jones Plummets As World Ends Microsoft Systems Journal: Apple Loses Market Share Sports Illustrated:…
FINALLY…THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police…
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they…
The general stood tall and said “1956 ma’am.” The woman, taken back by this answer said “1956?!That long?! Let me make your night better…”and the two…
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”No one answered until little…
On a military training exercise, the British divisional command radio operators were getting very bored one quiet night, when breaking the silence a voice asked…
An elderly woman had just come back home after an evening at Church when she was startled by a burglar.She caught him red-handed, trying to make off with her…
A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was…
On the Listening Tour, a prominent politician was pleased and proud that the local sandwich shop in a town he was visiting had named a sandwich after him. He…
A lady failed the written driving test 4 times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass. But the test had the same question, “You are driving at 100…
Each Friday night I drove my wife to the train station so she could go visit her sister who was ill. Ten minutes later, my sister arrived by train so that she…
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike…
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying,…
A man in a hunter's outfit enters a butcher's shop. "I would like to buy two undressed ducks, please." "I'm very sorry," the…
A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was…
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