Humor

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope…

  Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither one could hardly see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection.…

A monkey is sitting in a tree, relaxing, when a lizard walks past.The lizard looks up and says, “Hey, what are you doing up there?”The monkey says, “Just…

“Students, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you politely say that you need to go to the bathroom? Michael?”Michael: “Just…

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was.She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two,…