Humor

He had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilise the eggs. he kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was…

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering — have you ever cheated on me?” “Oh Jack, why would you ask such a…

Home Funny When 6-year-old Johnny and his mom When 6-year-old Johnny and his mom are waiting at the bus stop, she says to him. “I’ll get a ticket for myself and…

A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, “How am I supposed to know? We’re 200…

Home Funny A magician worked on a cruise ship A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over…

A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a undressed beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had melons bigger than…

Home Funny THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! Blonde is pulled over by a blonde cop.. A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports…

A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?”…