Humor

A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he replied, “I’ve never done either.”…

Home Funny Jed and Margaret lived a simple life Jed and Margaret lived a simple life on their small farm. One day Margaret woke up to the smell of pancakes, and…

He had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilise the eggs. he kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was…

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering — have you ever cheated on me?” “Oh Jack, why would you ask such a…

Home Funny When 6-year-old Johnny and his mom When 6-year-old Johnny and his mom are waiting at the bus stop, she says to him. “I’ll get a ticket for myself and…

A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, “How am I supposed to know? We’re 200…

Home Funny A magician worked on a cruise ship A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over…