Humor

  A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object? “The clerk replies, “That is a thermos. “The…

A man decided to join a monastery where you were only allowed to say two words every 10 years.After 10 years in the monastery the head monk summons’ him and…

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked,“What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied,“About four acres and a nice…

    A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and…

As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers, “I must tell you my greatest secret.”His family members are all ears, urging him to go…

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the…

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was being extremely rude in class… So, one day she asked Little Johnny what his problem…

The Englishman steals 3 buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves.He says to the Irishman, “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns.  The owner…

The CIA has three candidates, two men and a woman, for one assassin position.On the final day of testing, the CIA proctor leads the first male candidate to a…