Joke: Three Kids are arguing about who’s dad is the fastest –
Three Kids are arguing about who’s dad is the fastest.At lunch the first boy says,“My dad is the fastest because he is a brick layer & when he drops a brick…
Three Kids are arguing about who’s dad is the fastest.At lunch the first boy says,“My dad is the fastest because he is a brick layer & when he drops a brick…
A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the…
Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin.So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother’s house, she was nervous.But her…
Three scruffy-looking bikers entered the truck stop where an elderly man was dining. The first biker chuckled and sat down at the counter as they passed the…
A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear.Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?”The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a…
A man was away on a business trip, and decided to call his wife to let her know he had arrived safely.A little girl picks up the phone.“Hello?”“Hi, honey. This…
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks. The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a…
Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom:…
?? THE JOKE ??A woman’s doctor prescribes her testosterone for better bone density, libido, and mood.The woman is a bit dubious, but readily follows the…
A man walks into an antique store and starts looking around. Suddenly, he gazes upon the most stunning bronze statue of a Siamese cat. He asks the store owner…
?? THE JOKE ??When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him.During her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever had…
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective…
A newly ordained priest, fresh out of seminary, is a little nervous about his first day in the confessional. He asks the senior priest to sit in on his…
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