Joke: Dan married one of a pair of identical twins.
Home Funny Dan married one of a pair of identical twins. Dan married one of a pair of identical twins. Less then a year later he was in court filing for…
Home Funny Dan married one of a pair of identical twins. Dan married one of a pair of identical twins. Less then a year later he was in court filing for…
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter — ten men and one woman. The rope wasn’t strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one…
Home Funny Grandpa found a bottle of power tablets Grandpa and Grandma were visiting the kids overnight, when Grandpa found a bottle of Man power tablets in his…
A man was driving down the road. He passed a traffic camera and saw it flash. Astounded he had been caught speeding when he was doing the speed limit, he turned…
A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When an old woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.…
Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to…
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the…
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got an 18 year old bride…
A attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she…
A group of male friends, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons because the…
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. “Help, help!” yells one of the blondes. “Help us, help us!” yells the other. …
Guy visits his favourite DominatrixHe puts his money on the bedside table and says “I’ve been bad, mistress. I need to be punished.”She makes him strip and bend…
A boss says to his secretary we are travelling abroad for the week so make arrangements. The secretary makes call to her husband, “My boss and i will be…
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