Humor

A little guy sat in a cafe one day eating his lunch.Three Hells Angels walked into the cafe, looked around, and decided to have some fun with the little…

There was this old woman who heard a song called “Two Lips and Seven Kisses.” She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of…

Jessie is telling Sam about the new mechanic in the neighborhood. "I'm telling you Sam, that's a mechanic you can trust!"…

  A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object? “The clerk replies, “That is a thermos. “The…

A man decided to join a monastery where you were only allowed to say two words every 10 years.After 10 years in the monastery the head monk summons’ him and…

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked,“What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied,“About four acres and a nice…

    A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and…

As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers, “I must tell you my greatest secret.”His family members are all ears, urging him to go…

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the…