Humor

Dad had the opportunity to buy his medications directly from the pharmacy company. “Here is your prescription sir, that will be $515 dollars.” Dad was a bit…

This guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there’s a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table.He’s been sneakily checking her out ever since he…

The scene was the nursing home, as old Doug was nearing his last few breaths.His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.He asks for 2 witnesses…

Joey would always come to school late and tell the teacher a big lie about what had made him late. Fed up with his lies, the teacher planned to tell Joey a…

Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night. Look at that moon!” The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend.…

A Scotsman, Englishman and an Irishman were drinking at a bar.“As good as this bar is,” said the Scotsman, “I still prefer the pubs back home.”“In Glasgow,…

My neighbor, she’s single. She’s single, shapely, beautiful, and she lives right across the street. I watched her as she got home from work this evening. I was…

A blonde has failed the written driving test four times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass: But the test had the same question. “You are driving…

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice.She…

Two blonde sisters, Abby and Amy went fishing and decided to rent a boat on a lake. After fishing for hours at various spots and catching nothing, they decided…

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.An undertaker told them, “You can…

After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my recruiter what I could expect from jump training. "Well," he said, "it's…