Humor

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a genie’s lamp.She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo and behold – a genie appeared.The amazed woman…

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended…

A farmer spends $7,000 on a young registered Black Angus bull to mate with his cows.He puts the bull out with the herd, but the animal just eats grass.He won’t…

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey, Willis, forget your…

A pregnant woman falls into a coma whilst giving birth.After some months, she regains consciousness and she realises that her pregnancy belly is gone.A doctor…

I was working in my downtown flower shop, when I noticed a man grab a bouquet and head for the door without paying. By the time I got to the door, he was…

A man enters the emergency room with two black eyes, multiple lacerations, and a seven iron wrapped around his neck. The doctor pulls him into one of the…

The kids filed back into class Monday morning.Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.They were all excited…

An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h in 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears. The…

A jobless man applied for the position of ‘office boy’ at a very big company. The employer interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor. “You are hired.” – the…