Humor

Two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again.They were best friends and they decided to move up to…

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one…

  A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting.“What are you doing?” the man inquires. “Err,”…

The Funny Joke There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match.As he went on into college he…

Sharing is caring!Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them.“I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me…

   THE JOKE A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized…

When love is new and life is bubbly, a fledgling couple found themselves yearning for some spiritual grounding.They started their church hunt, stumbling upon a…

When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him.“Welcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully.”Without…

Sharing is caring!During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t).When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed…

*You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug *You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee *You've worn the finish off you coffee table…

A man is waiting in line for a hit movie. Behind him are two women. The usher comes along and says that he has two seats together. Seeing the problem, the usher…

It was three o’clock in the morning,… And the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off when a little old lady comes running towards her screaming.…