Humor

A man enters the emergency room with two black eyes, multiple lacerations, and a seven iron wrapped around his neck. The doctor pulls him into one of the…

The kids filed back into class Monday morning.Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.They were all excited…

An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h in 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears. The…

A jobless man applied for the position of ‘office boy’ at a very big company. The employer interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor. “You are hired.” – the…

Dad had the opportunity to buy his medications directly from the pharmacy company. “Here is your prescription sir, that will be $515 dollars.” Dad was a bit…

This guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there’s a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table.He’s been sneakily checking her out ever since he…

The scene was the nursing home, as old Doug was nearing his last few breaths.His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.He asks for 2 witnesses…

Joey would always come to school late and tell the teacher a big lie about what had made him late. Fed up with his lies, the teacher planned to tell Joey a…

Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night. Look at that moon!” The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend.…