Humor

Your Clothes: 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long…

A man travels on a ship. Two days in, the ship encounters a storm and drowns. Hanging on weakly to a piece of the mast, he manages to survive and gets washed up…

“What’s this about?” he asks the bartender.“That’s our monthly contest. You put in a $20 entry fee and then perform the three acts. If you complete all three…

A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show, a window was something you hated to clean, and ram was the cousin of a goat. Meg was the name of my…

They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy. After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel. He turns to his young bride and says…