Humor

A guy gets home late one night and his wife says,“where the hell have you been?”“I was out getting a tattoo.”“A tattoo?What kind of tattoo did you get?”“I got a…

A man sees a job advert published on a building site, "Handy man wanted; apply within." The man goes to speak to the foreman and applies. Foreman:…

Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub. He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton. She replies, “A bush.” The next day…

The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club and she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway.The doctor said Wow I have never seen you play…

An 85 years old lady was waiting for her husband at the bar in Harpoon Harry’s. Suddenly, a very handsome man enters and sits down a few seats away. The man is…