Humor

A beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. The woman seductively…

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.‘What was that for?’ he asked.‘That…

A teacher gave her class of second graders a lesson on the magnet and what it does. The next day in a written test, she included this question: "My full…

A blonde walks into a store to buy a new Television She looks around for a while and finds the perfect TV for herself She approaches the salesman and says “I…

So an older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.He told the jeweler he was looking for a…

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He…