Humor

So David Is finally engaged, and is excited to show off his new bride.“Ma”, he said to his Mother,“I’m going to bring home three girls and I want you to guess…

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, “Son, where were you today during school hours?”…

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand,”…

A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water. “That customer's…

A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot…