Humor

A father walks into a bar with his son and gives him three pennies to play with. Suddenly the boy starts choking. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the…

Little Johnny is visiting an art museum with his parents. When they enter the main room, he observes a sign reading, "ART OBJECTS." Johnny then taps…

Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer…

A sea captain is holding a class at a local dock where several young men and women are learning how to be sailors. "All right, class," the captain…

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting…