Humor

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand,”…

A guy goes to confession and says,“Bless me father for I have sinned. On Friday I went golfing and I used the “F” word. The priest says, “tell me about it, my…

A young couple, glowing with happiness, had just tied the knot in a beautiful church ceremony. Now it was time for the next exciting chapter of their journey:…

A lady walks into Tiffany & Co, looks around, spots a beautiful diamond necklace and walks over to inspect it.As she bends over to look more closely at it,…

A very awful man died and was sent to Hell.Satan met him and welcomed him.“Despite what you’ve heard, this place is not so bad,” he purred. “You have choices.…

A girlfriend and her boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house after spending the afternoon together, with smiles on their faces that couldn’t be concealed.…

He would come home from work, sit in front of the TV, eat dinner, and sit some more — would never do those little household repairs that most husbands take care…