A snake goes to the optometrist one day. "I've been having a bit of trouble with my eyesight lately," he says. "And it's been making it…
Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings…
Th𝚎 vi𝚋𝚛𝚊nt 𝚘𝚛𝚊n𝚐𝚎 h𝚞𝚎 𝚘𝚏 G𝚊𝚋i Ch𝚊m𝚙’s 𝚋ikini st𝚎𝚊ls th𝚎 s𝚙𝚘tli𝚐ht Gabi Champ bikinijének vibráló narancssárga árnyalata ellopja a reflektorfénytangol…
All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a cowl standing in front of his bed. “What the hell are you doing in my bedroom? and who are you?”…
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