Humor

An Englishman staggers, ashen-faced, into a roadside bar, demanding a large brandy. The barman is concerned. “Well” says the man, “I was just driving along and…

An American who saw the volcano Mount Vesuvius erupt, was told by a native of the town that the United States had nothing to compare with it. The American…

A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over three women and you…

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand,”…

A guy goes to confession and says,“Bless me father for I have sinned. On Friday I went golfing and I used the “F” word. The priest says, “tell me about it, my…

A young couple, glowing with happiness, had just tied the knot in a beautiful church ceremony. Now it was time for the next exciting chapter of their journey:…