Humor

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92).We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager…

Fred, a waiter who had worked in a small restaurant for 53 years, passed away one night. His wife, Lois was heartbroken without him; she spent several days…

My mom had me at 17 and gave me up. At 20, I found her, but she said, ’’Forget about me! My husband is a powerful man, and he’d leave me if he knew about you.’’…

A man and a woman were dating.She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen…

JOKE OF THE DAY: A 97-year-old woman sits down with her attorney to discuss her last wishes.“I have TWO REQUESTS before I die,” she begins. “First, I want to be…

A crew of highway maintenance workers was sent to repair some road signs that vandals had knocked down in a forested area. The first one they put back up was a…

A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her…

Christmas wonders can be so different: some people need just a lot of gifts to feel totally happy, while others need only the smile of their little daughter or…

  The CIA is interviewing three potential agents — two men and a woman. For the final test, they bring one of the male candidates to a…   He watched as his…

Thanksgiving is a time to get together with loved ones, share a meal, and celebrate the good things in life.However, let’s be honest: family vacations…

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much of his free time in the local bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll…

  Joke of the day is the moment of relaxation you need to break the routine. “Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at the entrance, I see my…

JOKE OF THE DAY:One evening, a little boy runs into the living room full of guests and shouts, “MOM! I GOTTA PEE!”Embarrassed, his mom pulls him aside and says,…

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended…

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but Here is one:Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small Tree…

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey, Willis, forget your…

When James, my husband, started leaving the house in a rush, I was sure something sinister was happening. He did this several times without a clear…