A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a…

- Fell out of the family tree. - Forgot to pay his brain bill. - Goes surfing in Nebraska. - Golf bag doesn't have a full set of irons. - Got into the gene pool when the…

A man books a Doctor’s appointment for his huge penis. He books the appointment with the doctor and goes into to see him and explains,“D-d-d-d-doctor I have a really bad…

Thanksgiving is a time to get together with loved ones, share a meal, and celebrate the good things in life.However, let’s be honest: family vacations frequently include surprises.…

  Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?”…