The woman goes into the carpet store, she will spend a long time choosing as she bends down to feel one of the carpets, and she pussies a good big one. Flushed to the waist, he…

Aunt teacher: Children, where are the sugar factories? Pistike: Good luck. Aunt teacher: It's fine. Lacika: Sixty. Aunt Teacher: Correct. Petike: Szolnok. Aunt Teacher:…

Last sentences: "My little boy!" I told you not to play the red button…. "If the plane freezes one more time, I'll shoot myself in the head!" "By the…

Old uncle walks with a very ugly dog. He is confronted by a bald "intellectual" with a pit bull. "My brother!" Bet my dog ​​eats his! They bet, your…

The Hungarian national team: – Goalkeeper: Péter Lékó (rarely checked).– Defenders: Lajcsi Lajzi (it's hard to walk past him), Krisztina Máté (he says "No mercy! "),…

Three black expectant mothers are talking. One says: "I would like my second child to be a boy." The little boys are so alive, life is full of fun with them. The other…

The gypsy goes to confession and sees that the priest has put his watch on the confessional. He kneels and places his left hand on the watch. "What is your fault?"…

The mason, the carpenter, and the electrician argue over which of their jobs was first on earth. "We built the pyramids of Giza," says the mason, "so we were the…

The young bride does not yet know what causes the fly, so she goes to a doctor to inquire: "Doctor, my fiance has a dangling thing between his legs." - Yes, ma'am,…

The eagle flies high in the sky. The humble little sparrow flies after him. Suddenly the little modest sparrow asks: "Great eagle!" Tell me, where are you flying to? The…