Déneske asked the teacher at school: "Teacher, please, do you think fish can talk?" "Of course not, why?" "Because when I went to get a glass of…

A woman works alone at home, and there is a knock on the front door. He opens it, a man stands on the threshold and asks: "Excuse me, but do you have a pussy?" The woman…

The pilot tells the passengers to fasten their seat belts because they are preparing to land. Then he says to the co-pilot: "Once we've landed, I'm going to…

The incident happened with a sister. It was night time, the nurse's room was at one end of the corridor, the toilet at the other. He was too lazy to go to the toilet, he…

– What do Júlia Kudlik and Arnold Schwarzenegger have in common? – ??? "Both of them are deltas." Joke: Murphy's Subway Law: Whichever metro car you get on, the…

A student at the electrical engineering faculty is taking an exam in electrical science, but he knows nothing. The professor tells him: "Son, if you tell me how many light…