When the band began to play at the embassy reception, Lord George Brown turned to his neighbor: "My beautiful lady, in this beautiful red dress!" Come on, let's…

Two friends are talking: - I had a terrible childhood... imagine, there were four of us siblings, I was the youngest, I had to wear my siblings' outgrown clothes! "Well,…

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, they go hiking, set up their tents, and fall asleep. After a few hours, Holmes awakens his faithful companion: "Watson, look up at the sky and…

A little boy runs to the policeman to come quickly because his father is being beaten in the pub. The policeman rushes into the pub, where he sees two people punching each other…

The sergeant stands up to the recruits: "Look here!" Do you have a high school diploma among you? "Here, Comrade Sergeant!" someone says. "Well, if…

Children's books that were never published: 1. You're just an accident. 2. Strangers have the best candies. 3. When mom and dad don't know the answer, they say: God…