"I didn't know you were a rifle, Jean." "Why should I be a rifle, sir?" "Because when I asked what day it was, he said Thursday." Joke: A guy…

Mom decides to enlighten her little girl. He tells her how the child is being made. When he finishes, he asks the little girl: "Well, was everything clear?" Do you…

Sanyi moves to the big city and registers as a salesperson in a department store. The manager interviews you and asks how much experience you have. To Sanyi: "Couldn't I…

The novice soccer player signs a contract with a team famous for its toughness. At the first training session, the coach gives a briefing: - The most important thing is that if you…

After the wedding night, the husband asks the wife: "What's for breakfast?" "Sex," the woman replies. At noon, the husband speaks again:…

Train station, me cloth pants, simple elegant shirt, simple car. A guy on a bicycle, in work clothes, toothless. Brrr. Then he asks: - I don't have any money right now, but…

- Did you know that two new stores were opened in Indonesia as a result of the many earthquakes? – ??? – The Richter Scale and the Epi Center. Joke: The bank manager scolds the…