Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice.She says, “I hope you…

Two blonde sisters, Abby and Amy went fishing and decided to rent a boat on a lake. After fishing for hours at various spots and catching nothing, they decided to try one more time…

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.An undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped…

After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my recruiter what I could expect from jump training. "Well," he said, "it's three weeks…

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little…

A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket.She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager, to the security guard, to the arresting officer who…

A guy walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken. The nurse goes about taking the blood sample from his finger after finishing she looks around for a piece of cotton to wipe…

A recently single woman buys a flashy new Corvette.While driving it off the lot, she decides to take it on the highway and really open things up.She hits the speed limit of 70…