Quotes, thoughts, motivation Happiness and joy are two different qualities. Joy is a temporary feeling. Happiness is a permanent state that is completely independent of external…

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Two electricians are hanging on the scaffolding. They say to an old woman passing by: "Nenike, please, give up that red wire!" Mommy gives it to me. "Thank…

Two blonde women are sitting at the tram stop. They ask each other: "Hi, are you waiting for the tram too?" Here's the other one: "Yes." "And…

A young couple goes to the cinema. When they come after the movie out of the room, the guy he says in a suspicious voice to his girlfriend: "You know what we do?"…