Joke: The Statue Story
A man walks into an antique store and starts looking around. Suddenly, he gazes upon the most stunning bronze statue of a Siamese cat. He asks the store owner how much he wants…
A man walks into an antique store and starts looking around. Suddenly, he gazes upon the most stunning bronze statue of a Siamese cat. He asks the store owner how much he wants…
In the name of the big girl machine standing boy asks a from a girl with a big mouth: "How do you like it in bed?" if you are at the bottom or if you are at the top? What…
A woman sued a man for defamation. The accusation was that the man called the woman a pig. The judge found the man guilty and sentenced him to a fine. The man then…
Our 26-year-old son moved back home with the idea to stock away money to buy a condo. We never bothered asking how long he'd planned to stay, but I got a pretty good idea when…
A newly ordained priest, fresh out of seminary, is a little nervous about his first day in the confessional. He asks the senior priest to sit in on his sessions. After the first…
Three friends, an engineer, a priest and a doctor play golf together. One day they have to wait for a long time, they are getting impatient, they ask the receptionist what…
A Szekler catches a goldfish. The fish says: – If you throw it back, I will fulfill your 3 wishes! Székely throws it back. "Let me have a palace!" Squeak-squeak…
Móricka was bad in all subjects, but the worst in religion. The religion teacher once asks him: - Móricka! Who created the world? Pistike sticks the needle into Mórická, and…
A young bloke with his pants hanging half off his arse, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the Centrelink to sign some paperwork.…
Funny ads: - 3-room family house, facing the street, with grandmother for sale. - A 3-room kitchen for rent! - I would take money at a lower price, urgently! "I want to…
A married couple does not have children for a long time and they go to the priest for advice. The priest tells them that they have come at the right time because he has just been…
The mother of six humorously confessed that the undergarments she found actually belonged to her 44-year-old partner, Corey Gamble. 'Actually, these are my…
There's an undeniable magic about an animal's charming antics or innocent expressions that warms us to our core. As the colder season approaches and the days grow…
A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting.“What are you doing?” the man inquires. “Err,” she stammers back. “I……
In the school II. they commemorate those who died in World War II. The teacher asks the class: "Whose relative died then?" Pistike speaks: – My grandfather died near…
Due to technical reasons, the plane lands mid-flight. While the plane is being repaired, the crew spends a night in a hotel near the airport. They would continue on the next…
The husband and the wife together zvh@nyoznak. Say husband: — let's chat a little bit. What does the wife? Blocks the hot water… ONE MORE JOKE: Yesterday, on Facebook…
From her riveting performance in "Bridgerton," viewers are used to seeing Phoebe Dynevor adorned in Regency Era attires, complete with tight…
Kylie Jenner left fans astonished earlier this year, as she unboxed a hitherto unseen avatar sporting blonde tresses. In a carousel of memories from…
We all experience days when we need a sprinkle of joy to really light up our world. Often, that joy comes from shared moments of warmth and laughter…
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