A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.”Passenger: “Who?”Cabbie: “Frank…

The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss wanted everyone to express their good feeling…

A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door.She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there.He asks the lady, “Do you have a Vagina?” She slams the…

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was being extremely rude in class… So, one day she asked Little Johnny what his problem was. He replied, “I’m…

Dad had the opportunity to buy his medications directly from the pharmacy company. “Here is your prescription sir, that will be $515 dollars.” Dad was a bit hard of hearing so he…

    A man finds a wallet with $700 in it.A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet and is offering a $50 reward to anyone who returns it.He…