A person is traveling and calls home to ask how things are at home. The kid says the cat died. Kid is told you don’t break news that directly, you first say cat is on the roof,…

They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy.After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel.He turns to his young bride and says “Honey, I’m tired…

A very awful man died and was sent to Hell.Satan met him and welcomed him.“Despite what you’ve heard, this place is not so bad,” he purred. “You have choices. Let me show you.”He…

Edna: “Well, I’ll warn you about what happened last week!He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such…

A boss arrives at the office in the morning with his pants’ zipper undone. The secretary, unsure how to address it directly, approaches him:Boss, this morning when you left home,…

A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind.Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat.The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat…